Story of the Week!

Greetings and salutations, readers. This weeks's blog is about a competition we're having here at Balcum Appliance.
It's called the Balcum Triathlon, and we have three different competitons. The Washer Toss, The Agitator Ride, and Micro Man. I'll explain the Agitator Ride this week.
Okay so first of all, I just want you readers to be aware that we are trained professionals, and please do not try this at home.
So, for the Agitator Ride, we take a washer that has it's lid taken off, agitator exposed, and we secure a bar stool (prefferably cushioned) to the agitator. Next, the first challenger takes a seat on the stool, and then we throw the machine into spin. The only rule to this game is that you have to hold on as long as you can before being launched off of the stool, and thrown into a big pile of cardboard!
I know that this week the posting was short, but check in next week for the rules on the Washer Toss game. Thanks so much for reading, I hope you have a great Monday!