Monday, January 11, 2010

Story of the Week: The Second Installment of 'The Man in the Washer'

Hello People of the blogging world! We are proud to give you the second installment of 'the man in the washer'.
So as you remember, this man did not give us a phone number, or any way to contact him. We later received this message from him.
"Hullo Balcums, I just wanted to let you know I finally got out of my washer, I'm a little shaken, but I'm just fine...I uh..It was pretty miraculous how I did escape I suppose I'll tell you how I got out of there. Oh and sorry I didn't leave my phone number, I was pretty scared. Anyway, I knew my washer had an air tight seal, so I didn't have much time at all to get out. I had the kids turn the washer on spin cycle first to let some air in. That didn't do anything except make me dizzy. So then I decided to locate where the water pump was, and I stuck my nose in it at first to get some air! Then ( I didn't know these pumps were so flexible)! I put my whole face in there! I thought there was no way I can get out now, my face is stuck in a pump...So I sucked my gut, pushed with all my might and POP! I was outta there! I came up the drain in the sink and wow, heh, you should have seen the look on my kid's face after that!"
Pretty spectacular, eh?
Thus concludes our second instalment about the man in the washer. Please check in next week for our third installment, or maybe even a new story! Have a Happy Monday!

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