Greetings! This week's story is about the Micro Man competition, the last and most difficult of all the events in the Balcum Triathlon!
I'll explain it right now: First to set up this event you need a working microwave. We reccomend one with a high power setting... Next you will need to bypass the door locking mechanism, or just take the whole door off. That's all for the set up of this event. Now it's time for you to bring up your contenders. They need to place their head in the open microwave, hands touching the counter. Then when they are ready to go, you turn the microwave to 5 seconds on high power. Basically the rules are, whoever can last with their head in the microwave the longest, wins! The longest recorded time for Micro Man is 3.67 seconds, and whoever can last for five seconds would be crowned the Ultimate Micro Man! However, no one has been able to beat this time in all Balcum Triathlon history! Do you think you could take on the challenge?? Well let us know! Send us an e-mail! Do you have any ideas for future Triathlon, Decathalon, or whatever-thon challenges?!?! Shoot over an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org (that's 6 S's by the way) and let us know what you think!
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